Thursday, June 30, 2005

Gyminutes

Another session of my most popular entry:
Why oh why, generic gym-goer, do you insist upon driving around the parking lot for 20 minutes trying to find a close up spot? This isn't Christmas shopping at Grapevine Mills. You are going in to a place to actually sweat, and get a big workout in. If you are planning to walk the treadmill for an hour, what difference does it make to add another 30 feet to your walk from the car to the building? Lets be honest generic mom, you look like hell, a little extra walk will not hurt you.

Excuse me, sir, but that is not a rep. Mr Bigwheel with 225 on the bench(which i by the way warm up with and i am 20 years younger than you), it's your big chance to shine, but you can't fool me, I saw you pick that bar up, barely move it an inch, re rack it, and the get up yelling and screaming. Well you are a failure, and you are only kidding yourself

The Jarrod Yost foundation is pleased to announce the newest person accepted to the All that is man club: Congratulations Jeremy Roenick!

Again sorry for the lack of depth and humor, this one hand thing is killing me

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