Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Stars De Dallas

All of you who say "OMG, let me know when you play in town, I wanna come watch!!!!." well here's your chance. Dallas Stars u-18 AAA welcomes to town the Buffalo Saints for a 3 game set at Stars home rink in Farmers branch. Game times are as follows: Friday 3:30 pm..saturday 1:00 pm(come to this one)... Sunday 9:45 AM.. all games take place at Starcenter, Farmers Branch, located at I-35 and Valley View.... Very easy to locate. Go ahead and come.

Look forward to exciting/humourous post tommorow!

Monday, October 17, 2005

USAS

First off I want to apologize for the lack of posts lately. I have received lots of e-mail in anticipation of the next entry. well here it is.

USAS: I would like to start with a condition I feel is spreading throughout the country, especially in our youths. The condition is what I like to call; Undeserved Sense of Accomplishment Syndrome. Yes, you have most likely witnessed cases on an everyday basis, at school, on TV, etc. This syndrome can be diagnosed when a person acts as though they have actually done something to deserve fan-fare or accolades. Example; Kevin Federline.Originally pointed out on Family Guy, Kevin is the first person to be legally diagnosed with the disease. The guy is a complete faggot, what a jokeshow, honestly. What has this guy ever done aside from marrying a semi-washed up, used-to-be-hot, fat, white trash, non-celebrity. Yet, he walks around acting like he is 'the balls'. WHY? Everyone thinks you are a D-bag(that word is to controversial to spell out), so why do you feel the need to act hard?
Case 2: Roy Williams-Dallas Cowboys; This guy makes me want to vomit everytime I see him stand over an opposing receiver, taunting him.....Even though that receiver DID hang on to the ball, DID get the first down, and IS beating Dallas. What the hell is with his pass coverage? If Pat Green lined up as a wideout for Chicago, and he was Roy Williams' responsibility, I don't doubt he could rack up 10 catches and 150 yards. Yet Roy acts like he is a game-changer. The only part of the game he changes is the fact that he creates an advantage for whomever Dallas is playing. I effing hate him. What a spare, and a HUGE case of USAS
Final example of tonight; Generic high school students; You know this guy, the one that always comes up to you and asks, "Hey, bro, what did you do this weekend?" but he really doesn't care, he is only awaiting your reciprocal response so he can say "Me and my bros got fuckin shit-faced and set some shit on fire." the same guy that says "Ya dude, I'm just gonna go to community college dude, college is worthless, my brother didn't go to college and he's pullin 50 G's down at the detail shop." These people have no aspirations, yet they feel that people that have them are the ones wasting their time. These people feel they are so genius for opting the no-college route. "How does everyone not see that high school education is all you need...Man am I smart!"

that's all for now, be on the look out for people with USAS

Sunday, September 25, 2005

History Quiz

In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Queer Bitch Liberals
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40


In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Sick, succesful white males
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. John Rocker
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying
to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. Athletic black running back
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
the
US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2004 - Spain Railway bombings.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


AND NOW !


2005 London Railway bombings
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on
killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to
profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents of
the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

How could God allow this?

I hear generic atheists spewing venom such as... "If God were real, why would he let these disasters continue to happen to us? Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?"
Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.
And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"
In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.
Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school . the Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.
Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.
Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Are you laughing?

Friday, September 16, 2005

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Monday, September 12, 2005

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Hurricane Hot Topics

Let me start out by saying this us an intense tragedy, obviously. Could it have been avoided, no. Could the devasation have been mitigated, absolutely. Now before you go blaming the Bush administration for causing the hurricane itself, know that there are many other factors involved in the blowing of the response to the 'cane. The governor of Louisiana, Kathleen Blanco, didn't order federal troops/aid until almost 3 days after landfall(mistake 1). The US government,(yes, president Bush) didn't have National Guardsmen standing ready to pounce on the situation, (Mistake 2). Federal funding has been cut to disaster organizations like FEMA, making it more reliant on the American people (Mistake 3). Those are all mistakes, but they stem from one thing; Rules and protocol. Rules are simply made for stupid people who can't think for themselves, and because of procedures that had to be followed, thousands of people died. I don't want to get too much into what I think about rules, because it is going to be my next blog topic-look for it. What I will do is say how disgusted I am with the world. Remember the Tsunami in Indonesia not far back? Remember how the Americans, and the American people opened their wallets to help them? Well, it's interesting how quick we are to help others in there time of need, when, if we need the same help, everyone else is suddenly broke. Fuck them. We always complain about how the government is so far in debt from lucrative spending (i.e. relief for third world countries who soak up our relief, but would like nothing more than to torch our flag), Here's a way to cut back. Only give a damn about ourselves. Its what our founding fathers wanted for this country, and its what we should resort to now; isolationism. The world wants us to stay out of it's business, well here they go. Need help? dont ask the United States, you can fend for yourselves now. Africa? hey, that AIDS problem sucks, glad we don't have it. Indonesia? Nice tsunami, good luck recovering from it, we have our shit to deal with now. Also, please next time there is a hurricane predicted to wipe out a city below sea level; please get the hell out. I know you live in the projects, but just find a way, we don't spend all that money on state-of-the-art meteorology equipment just to see half a city urinate on it. About the National Guardsmen though, who would have thought they would be needed for anything other than rescuing? Now, we need them just to keep people from raping little girls, and stealing XBox's. let alone actually save a life. These animals should be shot dead on the spot. Steal all the food you want to survive, its necessary, but the second you are caught with an Ipod that doesn't belong to you, you are gunned down and left for the water moccasins. I know what a few are thinking. "Animals, you just mean blacks, you are racist, Kanye West is right, white people suck!" No I don't mean that, I mean anyone who loots and rapes(not necessarily in that order). Because it happens to be a higher percentage of blacks isn't my fault, and it isn't the government's, or the media's fault either. What to do with the city? there is so much that is destroyed, it will never be back to what it was, but do we really want it back to what it was? A city of drunken fornication, with ghettos, trailer parks, people that can't decide if they are French or redneck? We should rebuild only the French Quarter, which is not in the wetlands, move the Saints to San Antonio, the Hornets to Las Vegas, and call it even. After all, hardly any of the citizens will move back anyways, now most are in Texas, they realize how sick it is here, and certainly wouldn't want to go back now.
One final thought: I think the hurricane naming system should be changed. We should now wait until after the effects have been seen to name the 'cane, thus eliminating any confusion over the intensity of a storm named after some school boy bitch. i.e. "Katrina" would be renamed "Hurricane watch the fuck out." or "Hurricane God's wrath for the lack of decency and morals in your city" and lesser storms something like "Hurricane No Big Deal." or "Hurricane Punk Rock."

I know I have left out a lot of items on which I would like to comment, but I simply don't have the time or will to continue. Please feel free to continue commenting on the blog... no registration required.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

eurotrip

This just in; Fuel is effing expensive. And, despite what the liberals want to tell you, you certainly do have a right to bitch. Some people will issue the following statement: "well, in Europe gas is far more expensive than here in the states,
and Europe is so much more advanced than us, we should just accept it." After hearing this statement, one should search for the nearest
rubber hose, and proceed to beat the life out of whomever uttered that venom. The thing is, We Aren't Europe. The cultures vary so much that it truly is two different worlds.
Don't get me wrong, I am a Europe fan, however we are just different. They allow uncensored animal sex to be shown during primetime television to 4 year old kids, we get upset if
a breast is accidentally exposed for .23 seconds. Nothing bothers me more than the pseudo-Euro. You know who these people are. These people are the ones that will always issue statements like
"Well in Europe, they applaud abortion.", and "well, on every street corner in Europe they hand out marijuana and X." They've never even been out of the state, but they are experts on how much sweeter
every other part of the world is than the U.S. Fuck those people. These are the same people that would say "Europe is so great because it is so culturally acceptable." So culturally acceptable? Here is an example of how culturally
acceptable they are; a new law has been passed to allow elementary school kids to use the 'f-word' up to 5 times per school day. Elementary school kids? You guys are fucking nuts. Gas needs to come down soon. I plan to drive my truck,
I hope everyone continues to drive the SUV of their choice, because it is our right as an American and a human being to waste as much as we want.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

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Saturday, September 03, 2005

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Friday, September 02, 2005

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Road Rage Ranting

So I had a nice blog idea all set up.... Then something happened on the way home that changed my mind on tonight's topic. I am on my way to dinner at a local establishment when the quandary began. I am making my attempt to execute a right turn into the parking lot, via the central expressway service road. Unfortunately, a generic blue-haired older woman in a Crown Vic is taking up the entire inlet due to her poor judgment. By this time I had already committed to the turn, and was half way in. Now, as most people know... My truck doesn't lack in size, and at this point, I am stuck. My turn signal is on, but I have no choice but to wait for grandma Jo to get out onto the service road. Now I have the utmost respect for the elderly, so I simply accepted her wave and allowed her to be on her way. However, the woman behind me in her bitch Honda civic had other ideas; here is where the fun begins. She begins by literally LAYING on her horn while I am stuck in my position. This really upsets me, but this doesn't push my internal alarm button, as I give her a simple "sorry, nothing I can do" gesture. This apparently isn't enough for this likely fat, likely poor and likely atheist woman. Now I saw these things about her not really knowing for sure, but anyone who would CONTINUE to blare her horn in this situation must meet one if not all the criterion. At this point she finally found my button, she pressed it, and I reacted- blasting her with an intense middle finger look, coupled with a look around angry face. Old lady finally gets back onto the roadway, and I am allowed to enter the premises. To my surprise, the most likely liberal woman follows me into the parking lot, and parks behind me. She gets out of her car and comes up to my window.By the way, she turns out to be fat, ugly, and obviously unsuccessful at life. She starts by knocking, big mistake. Here is the conversation.
-knocks on window hard-
Her: Lets.....
Me;"First of all, lets start by saying if you touch my car again, i'll get out, pick up your little civic and beat you with it, now. whats your problem?
her:you almost caused a huge accident, and then you gave me the finger!
Me: you deserved more than that, nobody, especially some woman in a civic disrespects me on the roadway like that. Did you not see the reason I couldn't get into the parking lot?
her: well you should have your license taken away for driving like that. Kids like you shouldn't be allowed to drive!
Me;Well I think people as fat as you shouldn't be allowed to drive, so looks like we both have our thoughts.
Her; you disgust me, I am writing down your license number and reporting you to the police!
Me, good, I hope one pulls me over and asks me about it so I can explain what an obnoxious BITCH you are, and how inconsiderate you are, good nite (rolls up window)

Much to my delight as she drove away what did I notice on her bumper? A Kerry/Edwards, 04 sticker. looks like my pegging of her was right on.